I was on the phone with my sis talking about Christmas plans and stuff like that. Her mobile rang and she went to pick it up but was too late. It was Mum.

“Probably at the market with a slipper crisis. Open toed or closed? Oh no! It’s a huge dilemma,” she did a good imitation of Mum.

Snerk. We’re baaaad. What? We love our parents. Really.