technipretender

Within my circle of friends, colleagues and family, I have the tech skills of a god. Like I don’t know anyone who has a website, runs a weblog, or knows their way round (albeit in a really beginner’s way) status symbols like photoshop.

But talking to more technically inclined people makes me realize how pathetically basic my so called skills are. It’s good to be humble.

Another expectation is I can solve all their problems. Man, don’t they know I’m know nothing about support, hardware, connections and most importantly, I don’t touch PCs with a 40 foot pole. This means start talking about Windows and I’m gonna blow a gasket. Unfortunately I know a bit about MS Office cos I have to use it at work, but no, I don’t use it at home.

So yeah, they think I know, but I’m just pretending.

So I studied chemistry and I get questions about the side effects of drugs, or how to make a bomb from fertilizer. Like, dude, if you trust a chemistry grad to tell you all about these things? mm took computer science and she’s the first to admit she’s totally lost the knowledge. Yeah, considering she switched as soon as she graduated.

I’m just glad I don’t get asked about repairing elevators and stuff like that.